Difference between revisions of "Handshake"
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| − | A '''handshake''' is the act of using one's hand to shake another person's hand in a formal exchange of germs. | + | A '''handshake''' is the act of using one's hand to shake another person's hand in a formal exchange of germs. In the event you really want to show your respect to the person whose hand you just shook, proceed to rub your eyes and lick your hands to ensure maximum spread of both germs and gratitude. |
'''Related Reading''' | '''Related Reading''' | ||
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| − | + | * [[Hand Dryers]] | |
| − | + | * [[Hand Sanitizer]] | |
| − | + | * [[Hand with Reflecting Gomer]] | |
| − | + | * [[Handwashing]] | |
| − | + | * [[I Wanna Wash Your Hand (Song)]] | |
| − | + | * [[Infectious Diseases Society of America]] | |
| − | + | * [[Shake It Off (Song)]] | |
| − | + | * [[Shakerato]] | |
| − | + | * [[Sharting]] | |
| + | * [[Surgical Infection Society]] | ||
[[Category:Infectious Diseases]] | [[Category:Infectious Diseases]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:59, 3 August 2017
A handshake is the act of using one's hand to shake another person's hand in a formal exchange of germs. In the event you really want to show your respect to the person whose hand you just shook, proceed to rub your eyes and lick your hands to ensure maximum spread of both germs and gratitude.
Related Reading
- Hand Dryers
- Hand Sanitizer
- Hand with Reflecting Gomer
- Handwashing
- I Wanna Wash Your Hand (Song)
- Infectious Diseases Society of America
- Shake It Off (Song)
- Shakerato
- Sharting
- Surgical Infection Society
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