Difference between revisions of "Femur"

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A femur is the long bone of the thigh and the longest bone in the body, which articulates at the hip and knee. When a baton is unavailable, a femur is a good substitute during track meets. When drumsticks are unavailable, femurs can be used for percussion.^[1]

Physical Exam

With the use of a stethoscope, it is possible to auscultate silence.^[2]

What is the Best Way to Fix a Broken Femur?

Apply herbs and essential oils.^[3]

Review

Dr. Brock Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): My favorite bone in the human body. I prefer the left to the right femur, but that's just me.

Dr. Thor Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): Last time I took a listen, the femur was still resting.

Related Topics

• Bury It (Song)
• Clavicle
• Femur Fairy
• Fetch
• Pain in the Neck
• Swear Jar
• Tibial Pursuit
• WBAT
• What happens if Ortho can't fix a bone?

References

1. ↑ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums (Gomerblog)
2. ↑ Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope (Gomerblog)
3. ↑ Soccer Mom Heals Femur Fracture with Herbs, Essential Oils (Gomerblog)

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