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| − | The '''American Society of Anesthesiologists''' (or '''[[Aspirin 40 mg|ASA]]''') is a medical association of anesthesiologists organized to raise the standards of [[Treaty of Drapes|table draping]] and Sudoku play ("Let no puzzle go unsolved").<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/why-do-anesthesiologists/ Why Do Anesthesiologists Really Put Up That Drape in the OR?]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/anesthesiologist-calls-for-stat-sudoku-help-in-or-3/ Anesthesiologist Calls for STAT Sudoku Help in OR 3]</ref> | + | [[File:ASA Logo.jpg|500px|thumb|right]] |
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| + | The '''American Society of Anesthesiologists''' (or '''[[Aspirin 40 mg|ASA]]''') is a medical association of anesthesiologists organized to raise the standards of [[Treaty of Drapes|table draping]] and Sudoku play ("Let no puzzle go unsolved").<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/why-do-anesthesiologists/ Why Do Anesthesiologists Really Put Up That Drape in the OR? (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/anesthesiologist-calls-for-stat-sudoku-help-in-or-3/ Anesthesiologist Calls for STAT Sudoku Help in OR 3 (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
'''Mission Statement''' | '''Mission Statement''' | ||
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| − | To scratch any itches<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/anesthesiologists-now-required-by-law-to-scratch-itching-surgeons-during-operations/ Anesthesiologists Now Required by Law to Scratch Itching Surgeons During Operations]</ref>, raise any [[Table Sugar|tables]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/anesthesia-to-bill-for-table-changes/ Anesthesia to Bill for Table Changes]</ref>, and put on one hell of a puppet show for our surgical colleagues.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/puppet-show/ Anesthesiologist Puts Up Drape, Puppet Show for Surgeons]</ref> | + | To scratch any itches<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/anesthesiologists-now-required-by-law-to-scratch-itching-surgeons-during-operations/ Anesthesiologists Now Required by Law to Scratch Itching Surgeons During Operations (Gomerblog)]</ref>, raise any [[Table Sugar|tables]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/anesthesia-to-bill-for-table-changes/ Anesthesia to Bill for Table Changes (Gomerblog)]</ref>, and put on one hell of a puppet show for our surgical colleagues.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/puppet-show/ Anesthesiologist Puts Up Drape, Puppet Show for Surgeons (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
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| + | '''Some of Our Favorite Games''' | ||
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| + | * [[Angry Turds]] | ||
| + | * [[Assassin's Cream]] | ||
| + | * [[Assteroids]] | ||
| + | * [[Axis & Allies]] | ||
| + | * [[Double Dragon]] | ||
| + | * [[Grand Theft Autopsy]] | ||
| + | * [[Tibial Pursuit]] | ||
| + | * [[Womb Raider]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:03, 2 December 2017
The American Society of Anesthesiologists (or ASA) is a medical association of anesthesiologists organized to raise the standards of table draping and Sudoku play ("Let no puzzle go unsolved").[1][2]
Mission Statement
To scratch any itches[3], raise any tables[4], and put on one hell of a puppet show for our surgical colleagues.[5]
Some of Our Favorite Games
- Angry Turds
- Assassin's Cream
- Assteroids
- Axis & Allies
- Double Dragon
- Grand Theft Autopsy
- Tibial Pursuit
- Womb Raider
References
- ↑ Why Do Anesthesiologists Really Put Up That Drape in the OR? (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Anesthesiologist Calls for STAT Sudoku Help in OR 3 (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Anesthesiologists Now Required by Law to Scratch Itching Surgeons During Operations (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Anesthesia to Bill for Table Changes (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Anesthesiologist Puts Up Drape, Puppet Show for Surgeons (Gomerblog)
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Fun Stuff
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