Difference between revisions of "Lasix (Furosemide)"
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| − | Contrary to popular thought, '''Lasix''' (generic is furosemide) is not a water pill: it is a pill of '''Lasix''' or it could be an IV of '''Lasix''' too. Not only does '''Lasix''' diurese congested patients, it | + | Contrary to popular thought, '''Lasix''' (generic is furosemide) is not a water pill: it is a pill of '''Lasix''' or it could be an IV of '''Lasix''' too. Not only does '''Lasix''' diurese congested patients, it diureses congested patient lists too.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/list-diuresis/ Doctor Diureses List with 80 mg of Lasix, Net Negative 14 Patients (Gomerblog)]</ref> At high enough doses, Lasix can cause urination from the eyes, sweat glands, vagina, and rectum.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2018/01/lasix-urinating-eyeballs/ After Being Given 200 mg of IV Lasix, Patient Urinating from Eyeballs (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
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Latest revision as of 04:58, 16 January 2018
Contrary to popular thought, Lasix (generic is furosemide) is not a water pill: it is a pill of Lasix or it could be an IV of Lasix too. Not only does Lasix diurese congested patients, it diureses congested patient lists too.[1] At high enough doses, Lasix can cause urination from the eyes, sweat glands, vagina, and rectum.[2]
Dosing
There are 3 accepted formulas used to determine how much Lasix to administer to any given patient:
- The House of God Lasix Formula - Law VII states that age + BUN = Lasix dose.
- The Cr40 Formula - This formula states that creatinine x 40 = Lasix dose.
- The Cardiorenal Formula - Since Renal and Cards are forever dueling, the last formula is merely the average of the Renal and Cards doses i.e. Renal dose + Cards dose divided by 2 = Lasix dose.
More from The House of God"
- Bounce Back
- Diuresis
- Number Two
- Placement
- Snap, Crackle, and Pop
- Three-by-Five Index Card
- Turf
- Water Pill
- Water Seal
References
- ↑ Doctor Diureses List with 80 mg of Lasix, Net Negative 14 Patients (Gomerblog)
- ↑ After Being Given 200 mg of IV Lasix, Patient Urinating from Eyeballs (Gomerblog)
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