Number Two

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A number two is code for bowel movement. For health care professionals, it is not uncommon to be so busy that you're either paged while doing a number two or you have to delegate task to someone else entirely, usually an intern or medical student.[1][2]

Except from Samuel Shem's "The House of God"

Looking sheepish, Bruiser started to slink out, and I asked him if he'd do me a favor.

"Yeah?" he asked, thinking he might redeem himself.

"I've been busy all day and I haven't had a chance to go to the toilet. Could you go for me? A number two. I've done a number one."

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- Bowel Prep

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