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A hospital '''call room''' is a dark and scary place where on-call medical personnel may choose to sleep or have awkward romantic encounters.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/resident-call-rooms/ Philadelphia Area Hospital Announces Program to House Homeless in Resident Call Rooms (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/call-room-passion/ Call Room Passion Described as “Awkward,” “Sweaty” (Gomerblog)]</ref> Sleeping here requires courage as it is a slight downgrade from a prison cell.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/medieval-dungeon/ Call Room Bears Striking Resemblance to Medieval Dungeon (Gomerblog)]</ref> Roughly 20% of medical personnel vanish per year in a '''call room'''.  The linens were last changed in 1985 and won't be changed any time soon as it would disturb the habitat of bed bugs and lice.  Though there is a [[Phone Book|phone]] and computer in the room, both have been shut off as a [[Cost-Cutting|cost-cutting]] measure.  Due to the lack of windows in a call room, it is always wise to pack a [[Earwax|candle]] and some matches. If the '''call room''' causes full-blown depression, then it has succeeded in its purpose.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/09/call-room-lifeless/ After Successful Renovation, New Call Room is Now Optimized to Cause Full-On Depression (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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A hospital '''call room''' is a dark and scary place where on-call medical personnel may choose to sleep.  Sleeping here requires courage as it is a slight downgrade from a prison cell.  Roughly 20% of medical personnel vanish per year in a '''call room'''.  The linens were last changed in 1985 and won't be changed any time soon as it would disturb the habitat of bed bugs and lice.  Though there is a phone and computer in the room, both have been shut off as a cost-cutting measure.  Due to the lack of windows in a call room, it is always wise to pack a candle and some matches.
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'''Recent Events'''
 
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#In the spring of 2014, the new 25-Hour Energy drink was released for use by health care professionals and slowly but surely '''call rooms''' are being converted into work rooms given that sleep is now obsolete.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/03/energy-drink/ New Energy Drink, 25-Hour Energy, Marketed to Physicians, Allows Hospitals to Convert On-Call Rooms into Work Rooms (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
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'''Other Locations'''
 
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* [[Bathroom]]
 
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* [[Operating Room]]
 
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* [[Prison]]
 
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* [[What is on the roof of my hospital?]]
 
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[[Category:Medical Locations]]
 
[[Category:Medical Locations]]

Revision as of 15:31, 1 September 2016

"Boy oh boy, I can't wait to lie down!"

A hospital call room is a dark and scary place where on-call medical personnel may choose to sleep. Sleeping here requires courage as it is a slight downgrade from a prison cell. Roughly 20% of medical personnel vanish per year in a call room. The linens were last changed in 1985 and won't be changed any time soon as it would disturb the habitat of bed bugs and lice. Though there is a phone and computer in the room, both have been shut off as a cost-cutting measure. Due to the lack of windows in a call room, it is always wise to pack a candle and some matches.


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