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'''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', a Boca Raton native, is one of health care's most versatile doctors.  Though mostly based in Boca Raton, he can often be found working in other parts of the country and in different specialties.
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'''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', a Boca Raton negative, is one of health care's most versatile doctors.
  
  
 
'''Career Path'''
 
'''Career Path'''
 
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A jack of all trades, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' has worked numerous positions in health care and not just in Florida.  Some say he has worked one job for each letter of his last name.
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A jack of all trades, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' has worked numerous positions in health care.  Some say he has worked one job for each letter of his last name.
  
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# On November 6, 2014, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' was a Baltimore cardiologist when he was asked to comment on the news that white doctors were removed from the endangered species list.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/white-doctors/ White Doctors Removed From Endangered Species List After Successful Breeding In Captivity]</ref>  His time in Baltimore was short and decided to leave when he was recruited by Sesame Street University Hospital.
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# On October 9, 2015, Mayo Clinic Chief of Cardiology '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' made it clear that he wasn't in favor of McDonald's value meals containing cholesterol and diabetes medications.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/diabetes-medications/ McDonald’s Introduces Value Meals With Cholesterol and Diabetes Medications Blended In]</ref>
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# On November 19, 2014, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' earned some time in the national spotlight as the Sesame Street University Hospital physician who admitted the Cookie Monster for diabetic ketoacidosis.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/diabetic-complications/ Cookie Monster in Critical Condition Due to Diabetic Complications]</ref>  Though it wildly violated HIPAA, people got a kick reading '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram's''' history and physical.
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# On October 16, 2015, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', while acting as Chief of Infectious Diseases at Johns Hopkins University, commented on the latest episode of gang violence betwen West and East Nile Viruses.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/west-nile-virus/ West Nile Virus Murdered By East Nile Virus In Latest Ugly Episode Of Viral Gang Violence]</ref>
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# On Christmas Eve of 2014, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' was the treating hospitalist once more at Sesame Street University Hospital when the Cookie Monster left against medical advice.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-ama/ Update: Cookie Monster Leaves Sesame Street Hospital AMA on Christmas Eve]</ref>  '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' would leave Sesame Street University Hospital later that day to pursue a unique opportunity at North Pole Community Hospital.
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# On October 17, 2015, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', now a local Atlanta hospitalist, commented on the ludicrous number of doctor deaths resulting from infinitely-long phone holds.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/doctors-phone-hold/ Fears Grow As Even More Doctors Die On Neverending Phone Hold]</ref>
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# Just one day later, while moonlighting in the North Pole on Christmas Day 2014, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' helped care for Santa Claus when he fell ill after being wedged in a chimney for at least 17 hours.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/sleep-apnea/ Santa Claus In Serious Condition After Chimney Incident & Sleep Apnea Complications]</ref>  Though treated well by Mrs. Claus and all the elves, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' decided to return back to Boca Raton.
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# On December 19, 2015, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', now working for the Department of Emergency Medicine at Madre De Dios Hospital, brought attention to his hospital's new app that allowed patients to preorder Dilaudid prior to arrival.  It was a boost to [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction scores]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/medical-app-2/ Exciting New Medical App Allows Patients to Preorder Dilaudid Before ER Arrival]</ref>
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# On May 2, 2015, while working as a hospitalist at St. Maria-De-Madrigal-Del-Toro-Del-Mar Boca Raton Community Hospital, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' found himself flustered when he and other medical staff couldn't figure out if the cup at the [[Nurses Station|nurses station]] was urine-colored tea or tea-colored urine.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/05/hospital-staff-2/ Hospital Staff Deciding If Cup at Nurses Station is Filled With Urine-Colored Tea or Tea-Colored Urine]</ref>  Despite four months of testing, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' gave up and moved to Texas.
 
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# On September 1, 2015, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' commented on recent news of an Austin hospital administrator giving a partner a post-coital [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|survey]].  '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' was working as an Austin hospitalist at this time.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/hospital-administrator-2/ Hospital Administrator Gives Partner Post-Coital Satisfaction Survey Out Of Habit]</ref>  He would eventually return to Florida 2 weeks later.
 
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# On September 17, 2015, while coding a pulseless patient as a hospitalist at Madre De Dios Hospital back in Boca Raton, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' was interrupted with a stat coding query.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/hospitalist-coding-query/ Hospitalist Administering CPR Interrupted With STAT Coding Query]</ref>.  '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' would take a short leave of absence because this episode was so jarring.
 
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# Ten days later on September 27, 2015, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' found himself at the Mayo Clinic as a transplant specialist, commenting that tearful reunions between fecal transplant donors and recipients are quite common.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/fecal-transplant-2/ Tearful Reunion Between Fecal Transplant Donor & Recipient Captured in Video]</ref>  After two weeks at the Mayo Clinic, he would quit and return to Boca Raton.
 
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# On October 8, 2015, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', now back working at Madre De Dios Hospital as a hospitalist, found a used lubricant packet in the call room, which really through him for a loop.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/lubricant-hospital/ Empty Lubricant Packet Found In Hospital Sleep Room Creates More Questions Than Answers]</ref>  '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' would once again take a short leave of absence because this episode was jarring too.
 
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# Just one day later on October 9, 2015, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' was back in Rochester, Minnesota, this time acting as Mayo Clinic Chief of Cardiology for the Day where he made clear that he wasn't in favor of McDonald's value meals containing cholesterol and diabetes medications.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/diabetes-medications/ McDonald’s Introduces Value Meals With Cholesterol and Diabetes Medications Blended In]</ref> After making this decree, he quit and moved back to Baltimore.
 
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# On October 16, 2015, only one week later, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', while acting as Chief of Infectious Diseases at Johns Hopkins University, commented on the latest episode of gang violence betwen West and East Nile Viruses.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/west-nile-virus/ West Nile Virus Murdered By East Nile Virus In Latest Ugly Episode Of Viral Gang Violence]</ref> Traumatized, he would quit and move to Georgia.
 
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# On October 17, 2015, just one day after his move from Baltimore, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' was hired as an Atlanta hospitalist and quickly commented on the ludicrous number of doctor deaths resulting from infinitely-long phone holds.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/doctors-phone-hold/ Fears Grow As Even More Doctors Die On Neverending Phone Hold]</ref> Realizing that he wasn't ready for a life of phone holds in Atlanta, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' found himself back in Boca Raton.
 
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# On December 19, 2015, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', now working for the Department of Emergency Medicine at Madre De Dios Hospital for a change, brought attention to his hospital's new app that allowed patients to preorder Dilaudid prior to arrival.  It was a boost to [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction scores]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/medical-app-2/ Exciting New Medical App Allows Patients to Preorder Dilaudid Before ER Arrival]</ref>
 
 
# On February 08, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' made headlines in the "Medical Trial of the Century" when he sued himself for misdiagnosis of his own illness.  Gomerblog reported the story 2 weeks later.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/misdiagnosing/ Doctor Sues Himself After Misdiagnosing His Own Medical Condition]</ref>
 
# On February 08, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' made headlines in the "Medical Trial of the Century" when he sued himself for misdiagnosis of his own illness.  Gomerblog reported the story 2 weeks later.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/misdiagnosing/ Doctor Sues Himself After Misdiagnosing His Own Medical Condition]</ref>
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# On February 28, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' found himself in a time vortex as he explained and reexplained medical care to multiple family members who kept entering a room at different intervals.  By this time, he had returned to being a hospitalist at Madre De Dios Hospital.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/medical-care/ Doctor Trapped In Time Vortex Re-Explaining Medical Care to Multiple Family Members]</ref>
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# On February 28, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' found himself in a time vortex as he explained and reexplained medical care to multiple family members who kept entering a room at different intervals.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/medical-care/ Doctor Trapped In Time Vortex Re-Explaining Medical Care to Multiple Family Members]</ref>
 
# On April 3, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' put on his researcher hat, presenting his research data on how "the moment you start a patient on blood thinners, the patient immediately experiences a 120-fold increase in risk of falls."  Further, he added that "these falls involve direct trauma to the head."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/16620/ Study: Anticoagulation Initiation Instantly Increases Your Fall Risk]</ref>
 
# On April 3, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' put on his researcher hat, presenting his research data on how "the moment you start a patient on blood thinners, the patient immediately experiences a 120-fold increase in risk of falls."  Further, he added that "these falls involve direct trauma to the head."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/16620/ Study: Anticoagulation Initiation Instantly Increases Your Fall Risk]</ref>
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# On April 9, 2016, while back in Atlanta working as Chief Epidemiologist for the CDC for the Day, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' made the recommendation that mosquitoes wear tiny condoms to help in the fight against Zika virus.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/zika-virus/ CDC Urges Mosquitos to Wear Tiny Condoms to Fight Zika Virus]</ref>  This was his most important and only recommendation during his CDC tenure.  Happy with his day's work at the CDC, he would quit and explore life as a medical director.
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# On April 9, 2016, while back in Atlanta working as Chief Epidemiologist for the CDC, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' made the recommendation that mosquitoes wear tiny condoms to help in the fight against Zika virus.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/zika-virus/ CDC Urges Mosquitos to Wear Tiny Condoms to Fight Zika Virus]</ref>  This was his most important and only recommendation during his CDC tenure.
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# On April 27, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' was startled by what he was seeing while working as a medical director at a rehab facility.  As a result, he took a free moment off from work to have "DNR" tattooed at every potential central venous access point on his body.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/dnr-tattoos/ Area Doctor Obtains “DNR” Tattoos At Every Central Venous Access Point After Stint at Rehab Facility]</ref>  Shortly after obtaining the tattoos, he quit and returned back to Boca Raton.
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# On April 27, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' took a free moment off from work to have "DNR" tattooed at every potential central venous access point on his body.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/dnr-tattoos/ Area Doctor Obtains “DNR” Tattoos At Every Central Venous Access Point After Stint at Rehab Facility]</ref>  He was working at a rehab facility at the time.
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# On May 12, 2016, back at Madre de Dios Hospital in Boca Raton, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' watched a hospital administrator rush to a dying patient's bedside in order to complete core measures.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/hospital-administrator-3/ Heroic Hospital Administrator Rushes To Dying Patient To Complete Core Measures]</ref>
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# On May 12, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' watched a hospital administrator rush to a dying patient's bedside in order to complete core measures.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/hospital-administrator-3/ Heroic Hospital Administrator Rushes To Dying Patient To Complete Core Measures]</ref>
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# On July 21, 2016, still at Madre De Dios, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' found himself in the national spotlight once more when his patient awoke from a coma only to find out Donald Trump was running for President and subsequently withdrew his own care.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/coma-hears-trump-requests-withdrawal-care/ Patient Awakens from Coma, Hears About Trump, Requests Withdrawal of Care]</ref>  Wondering if he needed a change of pace, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' would pursue a week-long ENT fellowship.
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# On July 21, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' found himself in the national spotlight while working at Made De Dios Hospital in Boca Raton, as his patient awoke from a coma only to find out Donald Trump was running for President and subsequently withdrew his own care.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/coma-hears-trump-requests-withdrawal-care/ Patient Awakens from Coma, Hears About Trump, Requests Withdrawal of Care]</ref>   
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# On August 2, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', now working as an ENT in Boca Baton, made a fortune thanks to his cucumber water ear lavage.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/ent-physician/ ENT Physician Who Rebranded Ear Washes As “Cucumber Water Ear Lavages” Now A Billionaire]</ref> He would quit ENT a week later and go back into internal medicine.
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# On August 2, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', now working as an ENT in Boca Baton, made a fortune thanks to his cucumber water ear lavage.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/ent-physician/ ENT Physician Who Rebranded Ear Washes As “Cucumber Water Ear Lavages” Now A Billionaire]</ref>
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# Gomerblog reported on August 13, 2016 that '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' earned himself the title of "The Michael Phelps of Mouse-Clicking" while working in the Department of Internal Medicine in Florida, though it's unclear what hospital.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/healthcare-olympic-mouse-clicking-events/ Healthcare Professionals Sweep Medals In All Olympic Mouse-Clicking Events]</ref>
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# Not even two weeks later, Gomerblog reported on August 13, 2016 that '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' earned himself the title of "The Michael Phelps of Mouse-Clicking" while working in the Department of Internal Medicine in south Florida.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/healthcare-olympic-mouse-clicking-events/ Healthcare Professionals Sweep Medals In All Olympic Mouse-Clicking Events]</ref>
  
  
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Revision as of 17:25, 15 September 2016

Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, a Boca Raton negative, is one of health care's most versatile doctors.


Career Path

A jack of all trades, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram has worked numerous positions in health care. Some say he has worked one job for each letter of his last name.

  1. On October 9, 2015, Mayo Clinic Chief of Cardiology Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram made it clear that he wasn't in favor of McDonald's value meals containing cholesterol and diabetes medications.[1]
  2. On October 16, 2015, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, while acting as Chief of Infectious Diseases at Johns Hopkins University, commented on the latest episode of gang violence betwen West and East Nile Viruses.[2]
  3. On October 17, 2015, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, now a local Atlanta hospitalist, commented on the ludicrous number of doctor deaths resulting from infinitely-long phone holds.[3]
  4. On December 19, 2015, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, now working for the Department of Emergency Medicine at Madre De Dios Hospital, brought attention to his hospital's new app that allowed patients to preorder Dilaudid prior to arrival. It was a boost to patient satisfaction scores.[4]
  5. On February 08, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram made headlines in the "Medical Trial of the Century" when he sued himself for misdiagnosis of his own illness. Gomerblog reported the story 2 weeks later.[5]
  6. On February 28, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram found himself in a time vortex as he explained and reexplained medical care to multiple family members who kept entering a room at different intervals.[6]
  7. On April 3, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram put on his researcher hat, presenting his research data on how "the moment you start a patient on blood thinners, the patient immediately experiences a 120-fold increase in risk of falls." Further, he added that "these falls involve direct trauma to the head."[7]
  8. On April 9, 2016, while back in Atlanta working as Chief Epidemiologist for the CDC, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram made the recommendation that mosquitoes wear tiny condoms to help in the fight against Zika virus.[8] This was his most important and only recommendation during his CDC tenure.
  9. On April 27, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram took a free moment off from work to have "DNR" tattooed at every potential central venous access point on his body.[9] He was working at a rehab facility at the time.
  10. On May 12, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram watched a hospital administrator rush to a dying patient's bedside in order to complete core measures.[10]
  11. On July 21, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram found himself in the national spotlight while working at Made De Dios Hospital in Boca Raton, as his patient awoke from a coma only to find out Donald Trump was running for President and subsequently withdrew his own care.[11]
  12. On August 2, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, now working as an ENT in Boca Baton, made a fortune thanks to his cucumber water ear lavage.[12]
  13. Not even two weeks later, Gomerblog reported on August 13, 2016 that Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram earned himself the title of "The Michael Phelps of Mouse-Clicking" while working in the Department of Internal Medicine in south Florida.[13]


References

  1. Jump up ↑ McDonald’s Introduces Value Meals With Cholesterol and Diabetes Medications Blended In
  2. Jump up ↑ West Nile Virus Murdered By East Nile Virus In Latest Ugly Episode Of Viral Gang Violence
  3. Jump up ↑ Fears Grow As Even More Doctors Die On Neverending Phone Hold
  4. Jump up ↑ Exciting New Medical App Allows Patients to Preorder Dilaudid Before ER Arrival
  5. Jump up ↑ Doctor Sues Himself After Misdiagnosing His Own Medical Condition
  6. Jump up ↑ Doctor Trapped In Time Vortex Re-Explaining Medical Care to Multiple Family Members
  7. Jump up ↑ Study: Anticoagulation Initiation Instantly Increases Your Fall Risk
  8. Jump up ↑ CDC Urges Mosquitos to Wear Tiny Condoms to Fight Zika Virus
  9. Jump up ↑ Area Doctor Obtains “DNR” Tattoos At Every Central Venous Access Point After Stint at Rehab Facility
  10. Jump up ↑ Heroic Hospital Administrator Rushes To Dying Patient To Complete Core Measures
  11. Jump up ↑ Patient Awakens from Coma, Hears About Trump, Requests Withdrawal of Care
  12. Jump up ↑ ENT Physician Who Rebranded Ear Washes As “Cucumber Water Ear Lavages” Now A Billionaire
  13. Jump up ↑ Healthcare Professionals Sweep Medals In All Olympic Mouse-Clicking Events


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