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'''PAIN''', which stands for '''Pain Acquiring Instrument Neat-O''', is a pain detector that [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|eliminates]] the need for patients to tell us their pain score<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/pain-detector/ Pain Detector Gives Actual Pain Score]</ref>, which is always exaggerated anyway.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/pain-scales/ 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales]</ref>
 
'''PAIN''', which stands for '''Pain Acquiring Instrument Neat-O''', is a pain detector that [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|eliminates]] the need for patients to tell us their pain score<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/pain-detector/ Pain Detector Gives Actual Pain Score]</ref>, which is always exaggerated anyway.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/pain-scales/ 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales]</ref>
 
 
'''Related Reading'''
 
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- [[Pain is the 5th Vital Sign]]
 
 
- [[Seven Wonders of the Medical World]]
 
 
- [[Vital Signs]]
 
 
- [[Nonvital Signs]]
 
  
  

Revision as of 10:23, 1 October 2016

"I knew that 20 out of 10 pain is actually bullsh*t!"

PAIN, which stands for Pain Acquiring Instrument Neat-O, is a pain detector that eliminates the need for patients to tell us their pain score[1], which is always exaggerated anyway.[2]


References


  1. Pain Detector Gives Actual Pain Score
  2. 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales


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