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'''Check Your Balls''' is a Christmas carol sung to celebrate both the holidays and men's health.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”]</ref> | '''Check Your Balls''' is a Christmas carol sung to celebrate both the holidays and men's health.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”]</ref> | ||
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| − | ''Check my balls, both | + | ''Check my balls, both shaft and scrotum, Fa la la la la la la la la!'' |
''In the shower by my lonesome, Fa la la la la la la la la!'' | ''In the shower by my lonesome, Fa la la la la la la la la!'' | ||
| − | ''Doc says now use thumb and | + | ''Doc says now use thumb and fingers, Fa la la la la la la la la!'' |
''Press too hard and pain will linger, Fa la la la la la ouch ouch ouch!'' | ''Press too hard and pain will linger, Fa la la la la la ouch ouch ouch!'' | ||
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''Take my time, multiple passes, Fa la la la la la la la la!'' | ''Take my time, multiple passes, Fa la la la la la la la la!'' | ||
| − | ''Stay away from where my | + | ''Stay away from where my ass is, Fa la la la la la la la la!'' |
| − | ''Cough we joyous all together, Fa la la la la la | + | ''Cough we joyous all together, Fa la la la la la cough cough cough!'' |
| − | '' | + | ''Bag of worms none, I feel better, Fa la la la la until next month!'' |
Revision as of 06:46, 25 November 2016
Check Your Balls is a Christmas carol sung to celebrate both the holidays and men's health.[1]
Lyrics
Check my balls, both shaft and scrotum, Fa la la la la la la la la!
In the shower by my lonesome, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Doc says now use thumb and fingers, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Press too hard and pain will linger, Fa la la la la la ouch ouch ouch!
Did I look for lumps and bumpies, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Size and shape and consistency, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Self-exam a merry measure, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Best in warmth when they’re descended, Fa la la la la la where’d they go?
Take my time, multiple passes, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Stay away from where my ass is, Fa la la la la la la la la!
Cough we joyous all together, Fa la la la la la cough cough cough!
Bag of worms none, I feel better, Fa la la la la until next month!
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