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'''Christmas''' is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day while patients write negative [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction surveys]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/alcoholic-fills-negative-comment-card-care-received-christmas-morning/ Alcoholic Fills Out Negative Patient Survey for Care Received on Christmas Morning (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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'''Christmas''' is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working.
  
  
 
'''Christmas Poems'''
 
'''Christmas Poems'''
 
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There are several favorite '''Christmas''' poems:
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Two of the most popular '''Christmas''' poems are "[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-shift-before-christmas%e2%80%8f/ Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas]" and "[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-after-christmas/ Twas the Night After Christmas]."
 
 
#"[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-after-christmas/ Twas the Night After Christmas]"
 
#"[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-shift-before-christmas%e2%80%8f/ Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas]"
 
#"[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/submitting-a-little-articlepoem-for-the-christmas-season/ Twas the Night of Call]"
 
#"[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/night-before-christmas-in-the-er/ Twas the Night Before Christmas in the ED]"
 
  
  
 
'''Christmas Carols & Men's Health'''
 
'''Christmas Carols & Men's Health'''
 
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According to the [[American Urological Association]], '''Christmas''' is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their '''Christmas''' carol "[[Check Your Balls]]."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls” (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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According to the [[American Urological Association]], '''Christmas''' is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their '''Christmas''' carol "[[Check Your Balls]]."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”]</ref>
  
  
 
'''Fun Facts'''
 
'''Fun Facts'''
 
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#'''Christmas''' kind of rhymes with [[Trismus|trismus]] and [[Strabismus|strabismus]], doesn't it?
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'''Christmas''' kind of rhymes with [[Trismus|trismus]] and [[Strabismus|strabismus]], doesn't it?
#The '''Christmas''' Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed [[Rounds|rounds]] by dinnertime.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/medicine-rounds/ Monday Medicine Rounds Finish Just In Time for Tuesday Medicine Rounds (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
 
 
 
 
'''Related Topics'''
 
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* [[God]]
 
* [[New Year's Day]]
 
* [[Pontificate]]
 
* [http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/pope-francis-blessing/ Pope Francis]
 
* [[Seminary Vesicles]]
 
* [[Tickle Me Jesus]]
 
* [[Twelve Days of Christmas]]
 
  
  
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Revision as of 07:42, 25 November 2016

Gerard van Honthorst's "The Adoration of the Shepherds"

Christmas is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working.


Christmas Poems


Two of the most popular Christmas poems are "Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas" and "Twas the Night After Christmas."


Christmas Carols & Men's Health


According to the American Urological Association, Christmas is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their Christmas carol "Check Your Balls."[1]


Fun Facts


Christmas kind of rhymes with trismus and strabismus, doesn't it?


References


  1. Jump up Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”


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