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A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting<ref>Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale.  http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/</ref>.  Though it can be delivered by anyone<ref>Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays.  http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/</ref>, patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse<ref>Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich.  http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/license-suspended/</ref>.  A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness<ref>Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special.  http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/</ref>; the other is Dilaudid.<ref>Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked.  http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/</ref>
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A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/ Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale]</ref>.  Though it can be delivered by anyone<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/ Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays]</ref>, patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/license-suspended/ Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich]</ref>.  A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special]</ref>; the other is Dilaudid.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked]</ref>
  
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Revision as of 15:57, 14 July 2016

A turkey sandwich is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting[1]. Though it can be delivered by anyone[2], patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse[3]. A turkey sandwich is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness[4]; the other is Dilaudid.[5]

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  1. Jump up Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale
  2. Jump up Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays
  3. Jump up Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich
  4. Jump up Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special
  5. Jump up Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked


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