Difference between revisions of "FDA"

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FDA, once stood for the Food & Drug Administration, now stands for the Fentanyl & Dilaudid Administration.

FDA Approvals

1. On April 18, 2015, the FDA approved Merck's Priapic (mycoxaflopin) for the treatment of both bacterial infections and male impotence.^[1]
2. On August 21, 2015, the FDA approved OxyContin for children under the condition that they are "yay high."^[2]
3. On July 20, 2016, the FDA granted approval for Bovie to cut government red tape.^[3]
4. On January 28, 2017, the FDA approved a postmortem chemotherapy to be administered up to 5 years after a patient's death.^[4]

FDA Bans

1. On August 2, 2015, the FDA banned the production and use of any narcotic that contains the letter D or a vowel in it in a hope to curb the opioid crisis.^[5]

References

1. ↑ FDA Approves First Antibiotic/Male Impotence Drug: Mycoxaflopin
2. ↑ FDA Approves OxyContin for Kids Tall Enough to Get on This Ride
3. ↑ Bovie™ Electrocautery Receives FDA Approval for Cutting Red Tape
4. ↑ FDA Approves Groundbreaking Postmortem Chemotherapy Protocol
5. ↑ FDA Bans Any Narcotic with the Letter “D” In It

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