Difference between revisions of "Genital Warthogs"
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| − | Worse than genital warts, '''genital warthogs''' is when large warthogs grow in the genital and anal regions. It is one of the most uncomfortable sexually-transmitted infections as the warthogs may | + | Worse than genital warts, '''genital warthogs''' is when large warthogs grow in the genital and anal regions. It is one of the most uncomfortable sexually-transmitted infections as the warthogs may possibly bite off your genitals. |
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#You are a warthog | #You are a warthog | ||
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| + | Train a lion to kill the warthog and hope the lion doesn't kill you too.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/endangered-va-named-national-park/ Endangered VA System Named 60th U.S. National Park]<ref/> | ||
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[[Category:Infectious Diseases]] | [[Category:Infectious Diseases]] | ||
Revision as of 17:46, 31 January 2017
Genital warthogs is a sexually-transmitted infection.
Symptoms
Worse than genital warts, genital warthogs is when large warthogs grow in the genital and anal regions. It is one of the most uncomfortable sexually-transmitted infections as the warthogs may possibly bite off your genitals.
Signs
Positive genital warthog sign.
Causes
Warthog papillomavirus (WPV).
Risk Factors
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has uncovered the following risk factors for acquiring genital warthogs:
- Unprotected sex with multiple partners
- Unprotected sex with multiple warthogs
- You are a warthog
Treatment
Train a lion to kill the warthog and hope the lion doesn't kill you too.<ref>Endangered VA System Named 60th U.S. National ParkCite error: The opening <ref> tag is malformed or has a bad name
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