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A '''femur''' is the long bone of the thigh and the longest bone in the body, which [[Hip Articulation|articulates]] at the hip and knee.  When a baton is unavailable, a '''femur''' is a good substitute during [http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/femur-not-baton/ track meets].  When drumsticks are unavailable, '''femurs''' can be used for [[Percussion|percussion]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/orthopod-drum-kit-femurs/ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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A '''femur''' is the long bone of the thigh and the longest bone in the body, which [[Hip Articulation|articulates]] at the hip and knee.  When a baton is unavailable, a '''femur''' is a good substitute during [http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/femur-not-baton/ track meets].  When drumsticks are unavailable, '''femurs''' can be used for percussion.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/orthopod-drum-kit-femurs/ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums]</ref>
  
  
 
'''Physical Exam'''
 
'''Physical Exam'''
 
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With the use of a [[Stethoscope|stethoscope]], it is possible to auscultate silence.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/femur-stethoscope/ Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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With the use of a [[Stethoscope|stethoscope]], it is possible to auscultate silence.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/femur-stethoscope/ Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope]</ref>
  
  
 
'''What is the Best Way to Fix a Broken Femur?'''
 
'''What is the Best Way to Fix a Broken Femur?'''
 
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Apply herbs and essential oils.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/femur-fracture/ Soccer Mom Heals Femur Fracture with Herbs, Essential Oils (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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Apply herbs and essential oils.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/femur-fracture/ Soccer Mom Heals Femur Fracture with Herbs, Essential Oils]</ref>
  
  
 
'''Review'''
 
'''Review'''
 
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Dr. [[Brock Hammersley]] (Orthopedic Surgery): My favorite bone in the human body.  I prefer the left to the right femur, but that's just me.
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Dr. Brock Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): My favorite bone in the human body.  I prefer the left to the right femur, but that's just me.
  
 
Dr. Thor Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): Last time I took a listen, the femur was still resting.
 
Dr. Thor Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): Last time I took a listen, the femur was still resting.
 
 
'''Related Topics'''
 
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* [[Bury It (Song)]]
 
* [[Clavicle]]
 
* [[Femur Fairy]]
 
* [[Fetch]]
 
* [[Pain in the Neck]]
 
* [[Swear Jar]]
 
* [[Tibial Pursuit]]
 
* [[WBAT]]
 
* [[What happens if Ortho can't fix a bone?]]
 
  
  

Revision as of 07:55, 5 February 2017

Screenshot from the TV drama "Gray's Anatomy"

A femur is the long bone of the thigh and the longest bone in the body, which articulates at the hip and knee. When a baton is unavailable, a femur is a good substitute during track meets. When drumsticks are unavailable, femurs can be used for percussion.[1]


Physical Exam


With the use of a stethoscope, it is possible to auscultate silence.[2]


What is the Best Way to Fix a Broken Femur?


Apply herbs and essential oils.[3]


Review


Dr. Brock Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): My favorite bone in the human body. I prefer the left to the right femur, but that's just me.

Dr. Thor Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): Last time I took a listen, the femur was still resting.


References


  1. Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums
  2. Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope
  3. Soccer Mom Heals Femur Fracture with Herbs, Essential Oils


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