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'''Christmas''' is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day. | '''Christmas''' is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day. |
Revision as of 09:50, 22 February 2017
Christmas is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day.
Christmas Poems
Two of the most popular Christmas poems are "Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas" and "Twas the Night After Christmas."
Christmas Carols & Men's Health
According to the American Urological Association, Christmas is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their Christmas carol "Check Your Balls."[1]
Fun Facts
- Christmas kind of rhymes with trismus and strabismus, doesn't it?
- The Christmas Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed rounds by dinnertime.[2]
References