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'''Conservative management''' is a form of management focusing on non-surgical treatment options, used most commonly when it is the weekend or just really nice out.
 
 
'''Conservative management''' is a form of management utilized by Republicans focusing on non-surgical treatment options, used most commonly when it is the weekend or just really nice out.
 
  
  
 
'''Example'''
 
'''Example'''
 
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GENERAL SURGEON (''on the phone, Friday afternoon''): An acute abdomen, probably from perforated bowel, so you say... ''(Surgeon looks outside, realizes it's beautiful outside.)''  Try some antibiotics, admit to Medicine, and we'll come by on Monday.  That's right, '''conservative medicine''', baby!  ''(Surgeon slams phone down in victory.)''
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''General Surgeon (on the phone, Friday afternoon)'': An acute abdomen, probably from perforated bowel, so you say... ''(Surgeon looks outside, realizes it's beautiful outside.)''  Try some antibiotics, admit to Medicine, and we'll come by on Monday.  That's right, '''conservative medicine''', baby!  ''(Surgeon slams phone down in victory.)''
  
  
 
'''Related Reading'''
 
'''Related Reading'''
 
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* [[American]]
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- [[Anger Management]]
* [[American Health Care Act]]
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* [[Anger Management]]
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- [[Primary]]
* [[Donald Trump]]
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* [[Liberal Transfusion Strategy]]
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- [[Surgical Management]]
* [[Mitch McConnell]]
 
* [[Preamble to the U.S. Constitution]]
 
* [[Primary]]
 
* [[Procainamide]]
 
* [[Surgical Management]]
 
  
 
[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]]
 
[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]]

Revision as of 12:48, 25 February 2017

Conservative management is a form of management focusing on non-surgical treatment options, used most commonly when it is the weekend or just really nice out.


Example


General Surgeon (on the phone, Friday afternoon): An acute abdomen, probably from perforated bowel, so you say... (Surgeon looks outside, realizes it's beautiful outside.) Try some antibiotics, admit to Medicine, and we'll come by on Monday. That's right, conservative medicine, baby! (Surgeon slams phone down in victory.)


Related Reading


- Anger Management

- Primary

- Surgical Management


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