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The most popular airline for hospital administrators.[1] Doctors[2] are rarely allowed to fly this airline, or if they do, it is highly recommended that they wear NHL goaltender attire in order to keep protected.[3]
History
In 2017, United Airlines beat down a doctor who was seated on their plane, an action condoned only by one person: Peter Edelstein.[4][5] It took nearly 48 hours for United Airlines to right their wrong amidst social media backlash, and did so by finally blaming anesthesia.[6]
Gomerpedia Advice
When flying any airline but especially United Airlines and the flight staff asks "Is there a doctor on the plane?" protect against tooth loss and concussions by keeping your hand down.
Gomerblog References
- ↑ United Airlines Asked to Forcibly Remove Patient from Hospital
- ↑ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia
- ↑ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes
- ↑ Top 14 United Airlines Memes
- ↑ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes
- ↑ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia