Difference between revisions of "Reverse Stethoscope Technique"
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Latest revision as of 17:15, 18 June 2017
A favorite maneuver of the Fat Man in The House of God, the reverse stethoscope technique is when the earbuds are placed into a gomer or gomere's ears and the health care professional screams into bell, thereby waking up the gomer or gomere who might be confused for dead, thereby proving the First Law of the House of God to be true: Gomers don't die.
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- 2016 Updated Laws of the House of God
- How do I pronounce a patient dead?
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