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A '''second responder''' is the second person who responds to an [[Paper Cut|emergency]]. The '''second responder''' is usually the [[First Responder|first responder's]] bitch. | A '''second responder''' is the second person who responds to an [[Paper Cut|emergency]]. The '''second responder''' is usually the [[First Responder|first responder's]] bitch. | ||
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'''Dialogue Between a First and Second Responder''' | '''Dialogue Between a First and Second Responder''' | ||
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− | + | SECOND RESPONDER: I'm here! What happened? | |
− | + | FIRST RESPONDER: Well, it's about time. What took you so long? | |
− | + | SECOND RESPONDER: You see.... | |
− | + | FIRST RESPONDER: Ugh, I don't want to hear it. You might as well be the [[Third Responder|third responder]]. | |
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+ | SECOND RESPONDER: Yikes! [[Peter Edelstein|That guy's a real a**hole]]. | ||
[[Category:Medical Celebrity]] | [[Category:Medical Celebrity]] | ||
[[Category:Emergency Medicine]] | [[Category:Emergency Medicine]] |
Latest revision as of 17:19, 11 July 2017
A second responder is the second person who responds to an emergency. The second responder is usually the first responder's bitch.
Dialogue Between a First and Second Responder
SECOND RESPONDER: I'm here! What happened?
FIRST RESPONDER: Well, it's about time. What took you so long?
SECOND RESPONDER: You see....
FIRST RESPONDER: Ugh, I don't want to hear it. You might as well be the third responder.
SECOND RESPONDER: Yikes! That guy's a real a**hole.