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Located in Midtown Manhattan, the '''Empire State Building''' is a 102-story building and once was the tallest building in the world. | Located in Midtown Manhattan, the '''Empire State Building''' is a 102-story building and once was the tallest building in the world. | ||
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''Dr. Brock Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery):'' If you squint and stand far back enough, it looks like a long bone, either a [[Femur|femur]] or a tibia. For that reason, I love the '''Empire State Building'''. | ''Dr. Brock Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery):'' If you squint and stand far back enough, it looks like a long bone, either a [[Femur|femur]] or a tibia. For that reason, I love the '''Empire State Building'''. | ||
| − | ''Dr. Dick Johnson-Peters (Urology):'' It looks like a giant hard-on. I hate priapism.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/fire-hydrant-priapism/ Tired Urologist Mistakes Fire Hydrant for Man with Priapism]</ref> | + | ''Dr. Dick Johnson-Peters (Urology):'' It looks like a giant hard-on. I hate priapism.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/fire-hydrant-priapism/ Tired Urologist Mistakes Fire Hydrant for Man with Priapism (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
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| + | ''Dr. Hammersley:'' Everything looks like a giant penis to you. | ||
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| + | ''Dr. Johnson-Peters:'' Well, everything looks like a bone to you! | ||
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| + | ''Dr. Hammersley:'' A boner looks like both. Am I right?! Up top!! | ||
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| + | ''Dr. Johnson-Peters:'' Nice!! | ||
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| + | '''Related Reading''' | ||
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| + | * [[Bunion Square Park]] | ||
| + | * [[Great Barrier Method]] | ||
| + | * [[Great Wall of China]] | ||
| + | * [[Landmarks]] | ||
| + | * [[London Bridge is Falling Down]] | ||
| + | * [[MICU PICU]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:58, 17 October 2017
Located in Midtown Manhattan, the Empire State Building is a 102-story building and once was the tallest building in the world.
Comments
Dr. Brock Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): If you squint and stand far back enough, it looks like a long bone, either a femur or a tibia. For that reason, I love the Empire State Building.
Dr. Dick Johnson-Peters (Urology): It looks like a giant hard-on. I hate priapism.[1]
Dr. Hammersley: Everything looks like a giant penis to you.
Dr. Johnson-Peters: Well, everything looks like a bone to you!
Dr. Hammersley: A boner looks like both. Am I right?! Up top!!
Dr. Johnson-Peters: Nice!!
Related Reading
- Bunion Square Park
- Great Barrier Method
- Great Wall of China
- Landmarks
- London Bridge is Falling Down
- MICU PICU
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