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#On February 11, 2017, '''Price''' prophylactically stabilized the 128-year-old Washington Monument by placing an [[External Fixator|external fixator]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/washington-monument/ Secretary Tom Price Places Ex-Fix on Washington Monument]</ref> | #On February 11, 2017, '''Price''' prophylactically stabilized the 128-year-old Washington Monument by placing an [[External Fixator|external fixator]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/washington-monument/ Secretary Tom Price Places Ex-Fix on Washington Monument]</ref> | ||
#On March 1, 2017, a secretary for '''Price''' said that he was unable to answer questions because he's in the middle of a case. | #On March 1, 2017, a secretary for '''Price''' said that he was unable to answer questions because he's in the middle of a case. | ||
− | #On March 2, 2017, Americans admit they aren't surprised '''Price''' can't detect America's pulse: he's an orthopod. | + | #On March 2, 2017, Americans admit they aren't surprised '''Price''' can't detect America's pulse: he's an orthopod. Later that day, he authorized the deployment of a [[Stryker Surgical Snacks|Stryker]] drone to mass vaccinate the country for influenza.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/stryker-drone/ Secretary Tom Price Deploys Stryker Drone to Mass Vaccinate America for Flu]</ref> |
Revision as of 05:57, 20 May 2017
Tom Price is an orthopedic surgeon and current Secretary of Health and Human Services. But don't let that new title fool you: he still likes bones.
Actions as Secretary of Health and Human Services
- Price was confirmed by the Trump administration's Senate as the new secretary on February 10, 2017. Price hit the ground running, announcing several tasks listed high on his priority list: consulting Medicine for medical management and naming Ancef our national antibiotic.
- On February 11, 2017, Price prophylactically stabilized the 128-year-old Washington Monument by placing an external fixator.[1]
- On March 1, 2017, a secretary for Price said that he was unable to answer questions because he's in the middle of a case.
- On March 2, 2017, Americans admit they aren't surprised Price can't detect America's pulse: he's an orthopod. Later that day, he authorized the deployment of a Stryker drone to mass vaccinate the country for influenza.[2]
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