Difference between revisions of "Muscle Car"
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| − | A '''muscle car''' is a high-performance, two-door, rear-while drive, mid-sized or full-sized care that 100% American-made. The reason why they're called '''muscle cars''' is that when you see one or drive one it reminds of you of the strongest muscles in the human body: the [[Heart|heart]], [[Masseter|masseter]], soleus, [[Gluteus Maximus|gluteus maximus]], and [[Uterus|uterus]]. | + | A '''muscle car''' is a high-performance, two-door, rear-while drive, mid-sized or full-sized care that 100% American-made. The reason why they're called '''muscle cars''' is that when you see one or drive one it reminds of you of the strongest muscles in the human body: the [[Heart|heart]], [[Masseter|masseter]], soleus, [[Gluteus Maximus|gluteus maximus]], and [[Uterus|uterus]]. Orthopods always drive '''muscle cars'''. |
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Revision as of 06:17, 19 July 2017
A muscle car is a high-performance, two-door, rear-while drive, mid-sized or full-sized care that 100% American-made. The reason why they're called muscle cars is that when you see one or drive one it reminds of you of the strongest muscles in the human body: the heart, masseter, soleus, gluteus maximus, and uterus. Orthopods always drive muscle cars.
Types
There are three types of muscle cars:
- Type 1: This car is designed such as to look like a heart, masseter, uterus, soleus, or gluteus maximus.
- Type 2: This car does not look like a human muscle but is instead made up out of 100% human hearts, masseters, uteri, solei, and glutei maximi.
- Type 3: A combination of type 1 and type 2, a type 3 muscle car both looks and is made up of human muscles.
Related Reading
- Airbag
- Hemi
- Hot Van
- Oil Filter
- Parking Brake
- Parking Garage
- Parking Ticket
- Tire Pressure
- Transmission-Based Precautions
- UberGURNEY
- Waaaaambulance
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