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There are several versions of the "'''Twelve Days of Christmas'''", but the most applicable version to health care comes from the "My Personal Jesus" episode of ''Scrubs'' (Season 1 Episode 11), illustrating how soul-crushing it can be to be a health care professional over the winter holidays:  
 
There are several versions of the "'''Twelve Days of Christmas'''", but the most applicable version to health care comes from the "My Personal Jesus" episode of ''Scrubs'' (Season 1 Episode 11), illustrating how soul-crushing it can be to be a health care professional over the winter holidays:  
  
On the first day of [[Christmas]]
 
  
My true love gave to me
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''On the first day of [[Christmas]]''
  
A [[Alcohol (Song)|drunk]] who drove into a tree
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''My true love gave to me''
  
On the second day of [[Christmas]]
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''A [[Alcohol (Song)|drunk]] who drove into a tree''
  
My true love gave to me
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''On the second day of [[Christmas]]''
  
Two shattered [[Skull Cap|skulls]]
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''My true love gave to me''
  
And a drunk who drove into a tree
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''Two shattered [[Skull Cap|skulls]]''
  
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''And a drunk who drove into a tree''
  
Twelve beaten children
 
  
Eleven drive-by shootings
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''Twelve beaten children''
  
Ten frozen homeless
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''Eleven drive-by shootings''
  
Nine amputations
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''Ten frozen homeless''
  
Eight burn victims
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''Nine amputations''
  
Seven strangled shoppers
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''Eight burn victims''
  
Six random knifings
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''Seven strangled shoppers''
  
Five suicides
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''Six random knifings''
  
Four beaten wives
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''Five suicides''
  
Three ODs
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''Four beaten wives''
  
Two shattered skulls
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''Three ODs''
  
And a drunk who drove into a tree
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''Two shattered skulls''
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''And a drunk who drove into a tree''
  
 
[[Category:Medical Holidays]]
 
[[Category:Medical Holidays]]
 
[[Category:Scrubs]]
 
[[Category:Scrubs]]

Revision as of 13:56, 15 July 2017

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There are several versions of the "Twelve Days of Christmas", but the most applicable version to health care comes from the "My Personal Jesus" episode of Scrubs (Season 1 Episode 11), illustrating how soul-crushing it can be to be a health care professional over the winter holidays:


On the first day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

A drunk who drove into a tree

On the second day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Two shattered skulls

And a drunk who drove into a tree


Twelve beaten children

Eleven drive-by shootings

Ten frozen homeless

Nine amputations

Eight burn victims

Seven strangled shoppers

Six random knifings

Five suicides

Four beaten wives

Three ODs

Two shattered skulls

And a drunk who drove into a tree


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