Difference between revisions of "French Fries"
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'''French fries''' are typically reserved for eating. However, in the rare scenario that one's [[Anatomy of the Ear|ears]] must be cleaned out immediately and Qtips are unavailable, '''French fries''' may be substituted. For optimal results, please use the crispiest and therefore sturdiest '''French fry''' of the bunch or risk leaving residual fry in the ear and increasing the risk for hearing loss and acute otitis patata. | '''French fries''' are typically reserved for eating. However, in the rare scenario that one's [[Anatomy of the Ear|ears]] must be cleaned out immediately and Qtips are unavailable, '''French fries''' may be substituted. For optimal results, please use the crispiest and therefore sturdiest '''French fry''' of the bunch or risk leaving residual fry in the ear and increasing the risk for hearing loss and acute otitis patata. | ||
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Revision as of 17:51, 27 February 2017
French fries are typically reserved for eating. However, in the rare scenario that one's ears must be cleaned out immediately and Qtips are unavailable, French fries may be substituted. For optimal results, please use the crispiest and therefore sturdiest French fry of the bunch or risk leaving residual fry in the ear and increasing the risk for hearing loss and acute otitis patata.
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