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'''Coffee'''<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/nursing-stations-coffee/ The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet]</ref> is a magical elixir 99.9% of health care providers drink to keep awake through the reality that is our careers.  It is a rare source of hope and happiness in the clinical setting, even if it tastes like sin or looks like melena.  What matters is that '''coffee'''<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/coffee-machine/ Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken]</ref> does the job and feels like it's made from unicorn smiles and angels' wings.  Fear the provider who hasn't had his or her cup of morning joe.
 
'''Coffee'''<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/nursing-stations-coffee/ The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet]</ref> is a magical elixir 99.9% of health care providers drink to keep awake through the reality that is our careers.  It is a rare source of hope and happiness in the clinical setting, even if it tastes like sin or looks like melena.  What matters is that '''coffee'''<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/coffee-machine/ Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken]</ref> does the job and feels like it's made from unicorn smiles and angels' wings.  Fear the provider who hasn't had his or her cup of morning joe.
  

Revision as of 17:52, 22 September 2016

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Coffee[1] is a magical elixir 99.9% of health care providers drink to keep awake through the reality that is our careers. It is a rare source of hope and happiness in the clinical setting, even if it tastes like sin or looks like melena. What matters is that coffee[2] does the job and feels like it's made from unicorn smiles and angels' wings. Fear the provider who hasn't had his or her cup of morning joe.


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  1. The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet
  2. Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken


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