Difference between revisions of "United Airlines"
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| − | Doctors<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-blames-anesthesia/ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia]</ref> are rarely allowed to fly this airline. <ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-10-reasons-united/ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes]</ref> | + | The most popular airline for hospital administrators.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-2/ United Airlines Asked to Forcibly Remove Patient from Hospital]</ref> Doctors<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-blames-anesthesia/ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia]</ref> are rarely allowed to fly this airline, or if they do, it is highly recommended that they wearNHL goaltender attire in order to keep protected.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-10-reasons-united/ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes]</ref> |
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| − | In 2017 | + | In 2017, '''United Airlines''' beat down a doctor who was seated on their plane, an action condoned only by one person: [[Peter Edelstein]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-14-united-memes/ Top 14 United Airlines Memes]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-10-reasons-united/ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes]</ref> It took nearly 48 hours for ''"United Airlines''' to right their wrong amidst social media backlash by finally [[Blame Anesthesia|blaming anesthesia]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-blames-anesthesia/ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia]</ref> |
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| + | When flying any airline but especially '''United Airlines''' and the flight staff asks "Is there a doctor on the plane?" protect against tooth loss and concussions by keeping your hand down. | ||
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Revision as of 04:04, 16 April 2017
The most popular airline for hospital administrators.[1] Doctors[2] are rarely allowed to fly this airline, or if they do, it is highly recommended that they wearNHL goaltender attire in order to keep protected.[3]
History
In 2017, United Airlines' beat down a doctor who was seated on their plane, an action condoned only by one person: Peter Edelstein.[4][5] It took nearly 48 hours for "United Airlines to right their wrong amidst social media backlash by finally blaming anesthesia.[6]
Gomerpedia Advice
When flying any airline but especially United Airlines and the flight staff asks "Is there a doctor on the plane?" protect against tooth loss and concussions by keeping your hand down.
References
- ↑ United Airlines Asked to Forcibly Remove Patient from Hospital
- ↑ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia
- ↑ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes
- ↑ Top 14 United Airlines Memes
- ↑ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes
- ↑ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia
