Difference between revisions of "Elmer's Glue"
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'''Other Scenarios That May Call for Elmer's Glue''' | '''Other Scenarios That May Call for Elmer's Glue''' | ||
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| − | * Broken bingo board | + | * Broken [[Bingo|bingo]] board |
* No [[Duct Tape|duct tape]] available for an ACL repair<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/orthopedic-surgeon-duct-tape/ Orthopedic Surgeon Arrested for Using Duct Tape to Repair ACLs (Gomerblog)]</ref> | * No [[Duct Tape|duct tape]] available for an ACL repair<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/orthopedic-surgeon-duct-tape/ Orthopedic Surgeon Arrested for Using Duct Tape to Repair ACLs (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
* Patch a CSF leak | * Patch a CSF leak | ||
Latest revision as of 13:32, 22 July 2017
Elmer's Glue is a brand of liquid adhesive used to help medical providers either (1) copy and paste[1][2] or (2) cut and paste.
Other Scenarios That May Call for Elmer's Glue
- Broken bingo board
- No duct tape available for an ACL repair[3]
- Patch a CSF leak
- Scrubs have a hole in them
- Scotch tape not strong to keep patient's long allergy list together
- Talkative patient[4]
- Talkative health care professional
More on Documentation
- 99238
- Chief Complaint
- COBRA
- Ctrl+Alt+Del
- CV-Related Death
- Doctor's Handwriting
- Harry Potter and the Social Worker's Forms
- ICD-10
- JC Virus
References
- ↑ Hospitalist Abusing Copy and Paste in Paper Charts (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Surgery Resident Successfully Writes an Entire Consult Note Using Only Copy-and-Paste (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Orthopedic Surgeon Arrested for Using Duct Tape to Repair ACLs (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking (Gomerblog)
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