Difference between revisions of "Placenta"
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| − | '''Placenta''', also known as afterbirth, can be thrown great distances if handled like a discus. The '''placenta''' throw will be one of the [[Synchronized Surgery|new events]] at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/rio-placenta-throw/ Placenta Throw to Replace Discus at Rio Olympics (Gomerblog)]</ref> In the event it is not used during an Olympic event, it makes quite a delicious treat, served raw or as a smoothie.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/placenta-accidentally-sent-to-hospital-cafeteria/ Placenta Accidentally Sent to Hospital Cafeteria (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/placenta-smoothie/ Best Placenta Smoothie Recipe: Afterbirth Bliss (Gomerblog)]</ref> | + | '''Placenta''', also known as afterbirth, can be thrown great distances if handled like a discus. The '''placenta''' throw will be one of the [[Synchronized Surgery|new events]] at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/rio-placenta-throw/ Placenta Throw to Replace Discus at Rio Olympics (Gomerblog)]</ref> In the event it is not used during an Olympic event, it makes quite a delicious treat, served raw or as a smoothie.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/placenta-accidentally-sent-to-hospital-cafeteria/ Placenta Accidentally Sent to Hospital Cafeteria (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/placenta-smoothie/ Best Placenta Smoothie Recipe: Afterbirth Bliss (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://www.clickhole.com/article/feminism-ftw-mattel-has-released-new-barbie-gets-r-6401 Feminism FTW! Mattel Has Released A New Barbie That Gets Rich Selling Her Placenta To Wealthy Chinese Businessmen (ClickHole)]</ref> |
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Latest revision as of 05:48, 11 August 2017
Placenta, also known as afterbirth, can be thrown great distances if handled like a discus. The placenta throw will be one of the new events at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.[1] In the event it is not used during an Olympic event, it makes quite a delicious treat, served raw or as a smoothie.[2][3][4]
More Delicious Things
- Ackbar Test
- Almond Milk
- Baby Aspirin
- Baby Shower
- Childbirth
- Mediterranean Diet
- Pregnancy Test
- Subterranean Diet
References
- ↑ Placenta Throw to Replace Discus at Rio Olympics (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Placenta Accidentally Sent to Hospital Cafeteria (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Best Placenta Smoothie Recipe: Afterbirth Bliss (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Feminism FTW! Mattel Has Released A New Barbie That Gets Rich Selling Her Placenta To Wealthy Chinese Businessmen (ClickHole)
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