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[[File:Placenta Throw.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''Woman demonstrates proper way to hold placenta'']]
'''Placenta''', also known as afterbirth, can be thrown great distances if handled like a discus. The '''placenta''' throw will be one of the [[Synchronized Surgery|new events]] at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/rio-placenta-throw/ Placenta Throw to Replace Discus at Rio Olympics (Gomerblog)]</ref> In the event it is not used during an Olympic event, it makes quite a delicious treat, served raw or as a smoothie.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/placenta-accidentally-sent-to-hospital-cafeteria/ Placenta Accidentally Sent to Hospital Cafeteria (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/placenta-smoothie/ Best Placenta Smoothie Recipe: Afterbirth Bliss (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://www.clickhole.com/article/feminism-ftw-mattel-has-released-new-barbie-gets-r-6401 Feminism FTW! Mattel Has Released A New Barbie That Gets Rich Selling Her Placenta To Wealthy Chinese Businessmen (ClickHole)]</ref>
'''More Delicious Things'''
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- * [[Ackbar Test]] - * [[Almond Milk]]* [[Baby Aspirin]]- * [[Baby AspirinShower]]* [[Childbirth]]- * [[Mediterranean Diet]] - * [[Pregnancy Test]] - * [[Subterranean Diet]] - [[Extra-Slutty Olive Oil]]

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