Difference between revisions of "Earbleed"
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''Dermatologist: Tell me more about this rash.'' | ''Dermatologist: Tell me more about this rash.'' | ||
| − | ''Internist: Well, it's maculopapular. (Dermatologist collapses to ground with profuse '''earbleed'''.)'' | + | ''Internist: Well, it's [http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/dermatologists-ears-bleed-listening-internist-describe-rash/ maculopapular]. (Dermatologist collapses to ground with profuse '''earbleed'''.)'' |
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''Nurse: What is your pain on a scale from 0 to 10?'' | ''Nurse: What is your pain on a scale from 0 to 10?'' | ||
| − | ''Patient: 39. (Nurse collapses to ground with profuse '''earbleed'''.)'' | + | ''Patient: [http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/pain-scales/ 39]. (Nurse collapses to ground with profuse '''earbleed'''.)'' |
[[Category:Symptoms]] | [[Category:Symptoms]] | ||
Revision as of 09:43, 18 September 2016
An earbleed is an instance of bleeding from the ears, usually caused when someone says something stupid.
Examples of Scenarios Causing Spontaneous Earbleeds
Scenario 1:
Dermatologist: Tell me more about this rash.
Internist: Well, it's maculopapular. (Dermatologist collapses to ground with profuse earbleed.)
Scenario 2:
Nurse: What is your pain on a scale from 0 to 10?
Patient: 39. (Nurse collapses to ground with profuse earbleed.)
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