Difference between revisions of "Check Your Balls"

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''Check my balls, both shaft and scrotum, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
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''Check my balls, both [[Corpus Cavernosum|shaft]] and scrotum, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
  
 
''In the shower by my lonesome, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
 
''In the shower by my lonesome, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
  
''Doc says now use thumb and fingers, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
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''Doc says now use thumb and [[Finger Food|fingers]], Fa la la la la la la la la!''
  
 
''Press too hard and pain will linger, Fa la la la la la ouch ouch ouch!''
 
''Press too hard and pain will linger, Fa la la la la la ouch ouch ouch!''
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''Take my time, multiple passes, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
 
''Take my time, multiple passes, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
  
''Stay away from where my ass is, Fa la la la la la la la la!''
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''Stay away from where my [[Rectal Intubation|ass is]], Fa la la la la la la la la!''
  
''Cough we joyous all together, Fa la la la la la cough cough cough!''
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''Cough we joyous all together, Fa la la la la la [[Cough Suppressant|cough cough cough!]]''
  
''Bag of worms none, I feel better, Fa la la la la until next month!''
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''[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/roundworms/ Bag of worms] none, I feel better, Fa la la la la until next month!''
  
  

Revision as of 06:48, 25 November 2016

Check Your Balls is a Christmas carol sung to celebrate both the holidays and men's health.[1]


Lyrics


Check my balls, both shaft and scrotum, Fa la la la la la la la la!

In the shower by my lonesome, Fa la la la la la la la la!

Doc says now use thumb and fingers, Fa la la la la la la la la!

Press too hard and pain will linger, Fa la la la la la ouch ouch ouch!


Did I look for lumps and bumpies, Fa la la la la la la la la!

Size and shape and consistency, Fa la la la la la la la la!

Self-exam a merry measure, Fa la la la la la la la la!

Best in warmth when they’re descended, Fa la la la la la where’d they go?


Take my time, multiple passes, Fa la la la la la la la la!

Stay away from where my ass is, Fa la la la la la la la la!

Cough we joyous all together, Fa la la la la la cough cough cough!

Bag of worms none, I feel better, Fa la la la la until next month!


References


  1. Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”


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