Femur Fairy

"I collect bones too!"

A relation of the tooth fairy, the femur fairy take peoples' femurs, which are kept under the pillow for safekeeping, and leave them a hefty sum of cash in return. Femur fairies tend to be more muscular than tooth fairies given the extra heft and size of femurs. It is unclear what the femur fairies do with this amassed collection of long bones, but if they're anything like anesthesiologists they're making forts out of them.

Did You Know

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1. Did you know Stryker makes Mini-Stryker Surgical Snacks for femur fairies?
2. Did you know that the writers of Peter Pan were debating between the names Stryker Bell and Tinker Bones before they settled on Tinker Bell?

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