AAOx3
From Gomerpedia
AAOx3 is shorthand for awake, alert, and oriented to person, place, or time. It is used to describe a doctor, nurse, any health care provider once they have received adequate caffeination.[1][2] See Coffee and AAOx0.
Gomerpedia Pearl of Wisdom
Never interact with an uncaffeinated health care provider; it is most certainly a death wish.
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