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AAOx3 is shorthand for awake, alert, and oriented to person, place, or time. It is used to describe a doctor, nurse, any health care provider once they have received adequate caffeination.[1][2]

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Never interact with an uncaffeinated health care provider; it is most certainly a death wish.

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