Morphine

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Morphine is an opioid pain medication found naturally in plants and the allergy lists of drug seekers seeking Dilaudid. Thanks to both morphine and Dilaudid, RNs have been renamed Refreshments & Narcotics and MDs have been renamed Morphine & Dilaudid.[1][2]


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References

  1. ↑ Hospital Administrators Rename RNs to “Refreshments and Narcotics” (Gomerblog)
  2. ↑ Hospital Administrators Consider Renaming MDs to “Morphine & Dilaudid” (Gomerblog)


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