Coffee

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Coffee[1] is a magical elixir drank by 99.9% of health care providers to keep awake through the reality that is our careers. It is a rare source of hope and happiness in the clinical setting, even if it tastes like sin or looks like melena. What matters is that coffee[2] does the job and feels like it's made from unicorn smiles and angels' wings. Fear the provider who hasn't had his or her cup of morning joe!

References:
  1. The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet
  2. Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken


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