Da Vinci is a surgical robot that's a cross between HAL 9000 and a tortoise, whose utility is indirectly proportional to its cost.[1] As a result of da Vinci's uselessness, it is used in many other ways[2][3][4][5][6][7], just not surgery. As of September 1, 2016, Da Vinci has been dating Rosie the Maid from The Jetsons.[8][9]
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References
- ↑ Homeless da Vinci Robot Seen Begging for Spare Surgeries
- ↑ Surgeon Uses da Vinci Robot to Craft the Perfect Ham and Cheese Sandwich
- ↑ Copa America: Da Vinci with Brilliant Save on Messi
- ↑ Da Vinci’s Monster Jam Helps Cavs in Must-Win Game
- ↑ Da Vinci a Big Help on 14-Hour Flight
- ↑ Breaking News: Da Vinci Robot Becomes Sentient, Terrorizes City
- ↑ da Vinci Robots to be Deployed for Snow Shoveling
- ↑ Da Vinci & Rosie from The Jetsons are Dating!!
- ↑ Da Vinci Recruited by Megatron to Destroy Optimus Prime
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