Pager Status

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Go to hell, pager

For any unfortunate health care professionals that still use medicine's version of the abacus, the pager, there is one glimmer of hope: it is possible to modify your pager status at any moment in time.


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  • Available but hangry
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  • Taking a dump
  • Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers (Gomerblog)

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