For any unfortunate health care professionals that still use medicine's version of the abacus, the pager, there is one glimmer of hope: it is possible to modify your pager status at any moment in time.
Options
- Available
- Not available
- Available only by phone
- Available only by email
- Available only by mail
- Available only by telegraph
- Available only by pony express
- Available only by time travel
- Available but in tears
- Available but overwhelmed
- Available but hangry[1]
- Available but not ready for marriage
- Available but not
- Single
- Married
- Divorced[2]
- Widowed
- Deceased
- On duty
- Off duty
- Not it
- F**k off!
- Eat sh*t and die![3]
- Taking a piss[4]
- Taking a dump
- Retired
- Quit the profession[5]
References
- ↑ 2016 ACLS Hangry Algorithm (Gomerblog)
- ↑ PT and OT File for Divorce (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Mildly Annoyed Surgeon Throws 4×4 Gauze Across Operating Room (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Doctor Achieves Lifelong Dream of Quitting Medicine Forever (Gomerblog)
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