Influenza is a viral infection that hates us as much as we hate it.[1]
Symptoms
Yes, there are several symptoms.
Signs
Yes, there are several signs too.
Treatment
Tammyflu and telling it to "f**k off!"[2]
Related Reading
- C. diff
- Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
- Cough
- Fever
- MRSA
- Myalgias
- Pneumonia
- Scarlet Fever
- Sore Throat
- SOB
References
- ↑ Flu Can’t Wait To Get The Fuck Out Of Area Man’s Body (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Wow, That’s Bold: CDC Says “Zero People” Will Catch the Flu This Year (Gomerblog)
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