Humans

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Humans are a member of the bipedal species Homo sapiens.


Anatomy


A human consists of several parts: a head, torso, extremities, appendix, and a smartphone.[1] What sets humans apart from other living organisms such as plants and animals is their unwavering ability to think about and demand pain medications.


The Role of Humans in Epidemics & Pandemics


Humans have recently been identified as a major vector in the spread of disease, prompting the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to recommend against any and all human interaction whatsoever.[2]


References


  1. “I Can’t Afford These $4 Meds!” Says Patient with iPhone 6s Plus (Gold) & MacBook Air
  2. CDC Recommends Against All Human Interaction


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