Ben Carson
Ben Carson is an American neurosurgeon, thus making him uniquely qualified to be our current Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.[1] During his run for President in 2016, Carson said some pretty stupefying things.[2][3] Two of our favorite Carson thoughts are when he suggested heart attack victims could have survived if they cathed their own coronaries and that people pushed out of windows get a unique opportunity to fly.[4][5]
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References
- ↑ Ben Carson Warns That Bible Makes No Mention of Housing or Urban Development (The Borowitz Report)
- ↑ Ben Carson Shattering Stereotype About Brain Surgeons Being Smart (The Borowitz Report)
- ↑ Ben Carson is plain nuts: The 7 most stupefying statements by the GOP’s favorite neurosurgeon (Salon)
- ↑ Ben Carson: Heart Attack Victims Could Have Survived If They Cathed Own Coronaries (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Ben Carson Says People Pushed Out of Windows Get Unique Opportunity to Fly Through Air (The Borowitz Report)
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