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The Patriots remained lackadaisical for most of the 3rd quarter while the . The Falcons defense attacked the ball like nurses searching for [[Graham Crackers|graham crackers]], while members of the Patriots secondary were being sidelined by an [[American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons|orthopods]] for broken ankles. Tom Brady kept getting sacked, which reminded Americans to examine their own [[Testicles|sacks]] for any lumps, bumps, or deflation. Many were not surprised when Palliative Care was consulted with the Patriots down 21-0. The Falcons continued building their lead up to 25 points with a score of 28-3. Gomerblog thought they were smelling the changing of the guard, when it actually was just ''C. diff''. The Patriots would score a touchdown to make it 28-6, though many felt that this drive was the equivalent of giving bicarb during a Code Blue.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/bicarb-code/ ICU Team Figures Out What Their Code Needs: More Bicarb!]</ref> Fortunately for Patriots Nation, Belichick & [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/team-physician/ Brady] remained Full Code and over the final 20 minutes of the game began the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history. The Pats offense would dominate offensive possession, leading to the Falcons getting gassed and becoming injured. Falcons doctors took the opportunity to check every injured Falcons player's [[Troponin|troponin]].