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The Patriots remained lackadaisical for most of the 3rd quarterwhile the Falcons defense attacked the ball like nurses searching for [[Graham Crackers|graham crackers]]. Tom Brady kept getting sacked, which reminded Americans to examine their own [[Testicles|sacks]] for any lumps, bumps, or deflation. Many were not surprised when Palliative Care was consulted with the Patriots down 21-0. The Falcons continued building their lead up to 25 points with a score of 28-3. Gomerblog thought they were smelling the changing of the guard, when it actually was just ''C. diff''. Fortunately for Patriots Nation, Belichick & [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/team-physician/ Brady] remained Full Code and over the final 20 minutes of the game began the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history. The Pats offense would dominate offensive possession, leading to the Falcons getting gassed and becoming injured. Falcons doctors took the opportunity to check every injured Falcons player's [[Troponin|troponin]].
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Still unable to process the defeat, members of the Falcons including Dan Quinn and Matt Ryan had only one plausible explanation: it was anesthesia's fault.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/falcons-blame-anesthesia/ Falcons Blame Super Bowl Loss on Anesthesia]</ref> Short of that, there was no other reason to explain this ultimate of choke jobs.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/study-heimlich-maneuver-not-effective-choking-athletes/ Study: Heimlich Maneuver Not Effective on Choking Athletes]</ref>
'''Super Bowl Commercials'''
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Fail. The prevailing sentiment was this: "Watching all these commercials to find the best one is like going through outside hospital records only to find nothing."
