Scenic View

This is beautiful! We're definitely not in a hospital.

A scenic view refers to a place or vantage point that has a beautiful view of natural scenery. These do not exist in health care since hospitals and clinics in general are hopeless hellholes.

Typical Dialogue Between Two Health Care Professionals Looking Out a Window

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Health Care Professional 1: I love this view, don't you?

Health Care Professional 2: Amen. I love this spot too. Really puts things into perspective. (Both health care professionals are looking straight into a parking structure, flooding from a passing thunderstorm.)

Health Care Professional 1: Gorgeous.

Health Care Professional 2: I know. I know.

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