Empire State Building

Located in Midtown Manhattan, the Empire State Building is a 102-story building and once was the tallest building in the world.

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Dr. Brock Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): If you squint and stand far back enough, it looks like a long bone, either a femur or a tibia. For that reason, I love the Empire State Building.

Dr. Dick Johnson-Peters (Urology): It looks like a giant hard-on. I hate priapism.

Dr. Hammersley: Everything looks like a giant penis to you.

Dr. Johnson-Peters: Well, everything looks like a bone to you!

Dr. Hammersley: A boner looks like both. Am I right?! Up top!!

Dr. Johnson-Peters: Nice!!

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