Balls to the Wall

To go balls to the wall is to acquire an emergency encounter with a urologist, as it is almost undoubtedly complicated by any or all of the following:

1. Priapism
2. Testicular torsion
3. Testicular rupture
4. Testicular splatter
5. Permanent soprano voice
6. Inability to have children

Treatment

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The likelihood of success is very low, especially if the urologist doesn't have a spatula or scraper to remove your balls from the wall.

Other Urologic Conditions

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• Airball
• Athlete's Testicles
• Blue Balls
• Brady's Balls
• Cockamamie
• Deflated Balls
• Genital Warthogs
• Lazy Testicle
• Urinary Tract Infection

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