Ping Pong Balls
From Gomerpedia
Ping pong balls is a rare urologic emergency sustained by table tennis players.
Conversation Between Two Ping-Pong Players
PLAYER 1: Woohoo, great point... Hey man, are you okay?
PLAYER 2 (hunched over, hands over crotch): Yeah... Great point... Sorry, I think I strained something...
PLAYER 1 (concerned): Oh no! I hope it's not...
PLAYER 2: I think it is... I think I pulled my...
PLAYER 1: Shoot, ping pong balls are the worst. I'll get an ice pack.
PLAYER 2: Call my urologist too when you can.
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- American Urological Association
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