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A '''July intern''' is a graduating medical student's first month practicing as a real doctor. In other [[Word Salad|words]], a '''July intern''' is a [http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/medical-student-deer/ deer in headlights] except less likely to survive. The goal of a '''July intern''' is to surviveirrespective of whether they are thrown into the fire or the [[Deep End|deep end]]. <ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/interns-thrown-fire/ Breaking: Interns Literally Being Thrown into the Fire (Gomerblog)]</ref> The goal of patients under the care of a '''July intern''' is to survive as well.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/07/report-the-worst-time-of-year-to-be-sick/ Report: July The Worst Time of Year to Be Sick (Gomerblog)]</ref>