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However, one sector of the economy does benefit from '''July interns''': the toilet paper industry. The act of '''July interns''' sh*tting themselves has led to a predictable pattern of TP sales where toilet paper companies like Charmin see record sales as the month of July progresses.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/charmin-expects-summer-profits/ Charmin Profits As July Interns Sh*t Themselves (Gomerblog)]</ref> See Figure 351. Market economists project that 2017 will be a big year for other industries as well: the tissue paper and [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|underwear]] industries.
'''July Interns in 2017'''
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To better prepare the incoming crop of '''July interns''' starting on July 1, 2017, the [[Food & Drug Administration]] (FDA) approved 55-hour ENERGY drinks to help them fight sleep deprivation, which often leads to poor medical decision-making, and help them last through their improved but still brutal 168-hour work weeks.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/55-hour-energy-drink/ FDA Approves 55-Hour ENERGY for Incoming July Interns (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/acgme-168-hours/ ACGME Limits Resident Work Hours to 168 Per Week (Gomerblog)]</ref> Most if not all residency programs across the country ensured each intern was supplied with a new [[White Coat|white coat]], [[Pager|pager]], and gift bag full of 55-hour ENERGY drinks.